Things That Are Only Funny When You're Seven
So, the Punchbuggy incident inspired me to begin compiling a list of Things That Are Only Funny When You're Seven. I'll start, but feel free to add your own personal pain to the list.
1. Knock Knock Jokes. Do I really need to say more?
2. "I don't like it." Long Pause. "I LOVE it!!!" You know, I remember this as being the height of wit when I was seven. I'm starting to suspect it really wasn't that funny then either (a suspicion that was enthusiastically confirmed by my mother).
3. "I know you are, but what am I?" Irritating. You? Are irritating.
Comments
Oh, number three. Oh, how I hated that. Thank God my kids have outgrown that one. I wilt with relief. Thank you for reminding me - no, really!
"I'm rubber you're glue" that's always a classic
How about mom he's looking at me? This is best when it is the child in the middle seat of the van about the child in the seat behind her. Sadly I have 1 7 year old and the 2 doing this are older then her but this is heard often (sigh, lol).
"First's the worst" and "saved the best for last." Who keeps these stupid competitive nuggets alive?
If you love it so much, why don't you marry it? Sorry, I'm a few months late. :)
